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Title: Pirates of the Caribbean PopularRating: 4.00  views:95
Description   2.5 Stars

You know, I started to ask myself the reasons I was excited to see this movie. Here’s what I came up with:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Orlando Bloom
3. I really enjoyed the first movie.

Initially, I assumed that it didn’t really matter WHAT was being done on screen, as long as Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom were delivering lines, I was going to be happy. And, as with all shallow tendencies, I quickly learned that not only did it matter, but I was oh-so-disappointed in my crushes for getting involved in this movie. This production clearly had no other purpose then to suck the money (and possibly the life) out of the consumer. Really boys, we expected more from you.

The movie starts out well enough, with the same charm and action as the first. However, as the movie progressed, the only action-packed sequence I experienced was to tell the woman next to me to please take her phone call outside.

The problem with this movie is that the draw for the first Pirates is people were excited to see a movie about a favorite ride at Disneyland. Not only did they have a great visual supplement, but the acting and story was very well done. The second movie, the curiosity has already been satisfied, and it is now required of the producers to actually tell us a story. Oh, and keep those characters strong. I can tell you with certainty….this was not done.

First of all, this movie was way too long. 2 ½ hours…that’s a lot of seaweed and carbuncles. Honestly, this movie could have effectively been reduced to an hour, and saved us the cliff-hanger ending. I firmly believe the producing company took a great 2 hour movie, added in a bunch of useless, needless toilet humor, and stretched the entire production into five hours. Now, even Disney agrees that five hours is too long for one movie. So, hey, that’s great! Let’s spilt them up, give this movie a cliff-hanger ending, and release the third movie later. That won’t bug the audience at all!

The annoying thing is….it worked. This movie opened with $132 million dollars in its first weekend. That’s bigger than Spiderman 2. That’s almost twice as much as Da Vinci Code made. And you know what? People will go see the third movie, because we just have to have the closure. No matter how bad the relationship is, you still forge your way through the break-up, because you want to see it end.

The acting was alright, but the actors didn’t have a lot of material to work with. There just wasn’t a lot of attention paid to the character interaction and development. To be fair, I’m sure that most of the resources went to hair and makeup. Because as we all know, a poor script can be covered with stage makeup, and we are none the wiser. Wait….there’s those shallow tendencies again…..
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Review submitted: 2007/3/7
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Title: The Night Listener Popular views:78
Description   The Night Listener – written by Kim

The problem with independent films is that they tend to be hit-or-miss. All independent movies tend to leave me with a passionate feeling of distaste or adoration. Since I love Robin Williams in his dramatic roles, I had a good feeling about “The Night Listener”.

As with most Sundance films, I knew very little about this movie. From the synopsis, I could tell that it was a darker movie, and Robin Williams played a late-night radio show host that comes upon a young boy’s life story. The film is based on a best-selling novel, written by Armistead Maupin. His novel is actually based on true events that occurred in Maupin’s life.

With a tiny budget of $4 million, “The Night Listener” had a decent opening weekend with $3.55 million (USA only). However, as of September 1st, the movie has only grossed $7.8 million. “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” its not, but technically, they’ve made a profit.

Both Toni Collette and Robin Williams surprised me with the diversity they played in their respective roles. Toni Collette plays an over-protective adoptive mother to Pete Logan (Rory Culkin). Pete has lived a life that most of us would only know through a Stephen King novel. However, Collette’s role becomes much more intriguing as Pete’s identity becomes more and more questionable.

Robin Williams plays an introverted and quiet radio shot host, who appears to be searching to fill a void in his life. This introspective role leaves us all questioning what lengths we ourselves are willing to go to, just to prove the existence of a belief. I’ve always appreciated Williams’ dramatic roles; they reveal such depth behind his oh-so-present manic behavior.

The story is eerie, creepy and terribly realistic. The movie leaves you feeling unsettled, and are there are a few scenes in which the suspense is palpable. The chemistry between Williams and Collette is extremely dark and disturbing; a perfect combination for the film.
Review submitted: 2006/11/28
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 Title: An Inconvenient Truth Popular views:70
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Written by Kelleigh

On the surface, An Inconvenient Truth has all the makings of a sedative…a PowerPoint presentation on global warming given by a politician. However, this surprising hit, which was screened at the Sundance Film Festival, is a penetrating wakeup call to all of us who think that pollution isn’t going to catch up with us.

Armed with photos of melting glaciers and computer imaging of Manhattan sinking into the ocean, this film is one that will not leave your mind for some time. The film is based on a presentation that Al Gore has been giving for years, which presents the scientific consequences of modern pollution.

The statistics are startling when we realize that the US is the worst offender. Maybe in 10 years we will be driving cars that are as fuel efficient as the Chinese cars are now.

The subject and presentation are gripping and causes the viewer to reflect upon the gradual destruction we are all slowly inflicting upon ourselves. I’ll be shocked if this isn’t nominated for best documentary. Everyone should see this film.

What is most striking about the film is the transformation Al Gore makes in this film. Al is a democrat with a cause. Whether his new found confidence comes from giving this presentation for 20 years or from the facelift he is rumored to have had, this is a different man than we saw in the 2000 presidential election.

I’m surprised they don’t try to sell you a hybrid as you walk out of the movie.

Review submitted: 2006/11/28
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Title: Queen, The Popular views:63
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written by Kelleigh

“The Queen” is a film about the Royal Family’s reaction to the death of Princess Dianna in the week following her death. The situation caused a mass controversy in England because Queen Elizabeth waited an entire week to make any sort of statement or appearance. Interestingly, the incident was one of the very few times in her 54-year reign that the queen has come under such scrutiny, particularly when compared to her offspring.

This film was a fascinating one for me to watch, being from Canada, one of the 16 nations that the queen reigns over. The film was a very interesting exploration of the delicate balance of power between the monarchy and parliament. At the end of the film, it is still hazy as to who is really calling the shots.

Well, first of all, Helen Mirren is now my pick for Best Actress. Her transformation in this film is spot on. She manages to play one of the most powerful, but yet mysterious world leaders, with both skill and humanity. In watching this film, I felt myself having the same reaction to her performance that the English people had during that fateful week in 1997, waiting and waiting for her to show some sort of grief. Although the film is about royalty, it is also about a family dysfunction and PR gone wrong.

Mirren’s performance inspired a 5-minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival. Not only was her physical transformation striking as she manages to be both stuffy and traditional, while at the same time evoking sympathy for not understanding why she is expected to publicly mourn Diana.

The film begins with the queen’s reaction to the election of Tony Blair as Prime Minister. Not only does Mirren lament that she, as queen, does not have the right to vote, but she also scolds her advisors for calling Blair the Prime Minister preemptively, after all, she says, “I haven’t asked him yet.”

As the newly elected Prime Minister, Blair (Michael Sheen) is abruptly introduced to the various royal protocols in dealing with the monarchy, beginning with his first official meeting in which she reminds him that he is her 10th Prime Minister, Winston Churchill being the first. Sheen bears a striking resemblance to Blair, particularly his rodent-like ears.

But the rules of protocol shift when the queen begins to see that she has lost the pulse of her people as she is bewildered by their criticism. From demanding a public funeral to public outcry that the flag above Buckingham palace is not flying at half mast, she becomes increasingly aware that her idea of a quiet dignified period of mourning is one that is not shared by her people.

Sheen’s performance as Tony Blair is also masterful as portrays the young leader struggling to understand the backward ways of the monarchy he is expected to support. In the end, he gains a level of sympathy and understanding, as he tries to prevent the queen from hanging herself politically by her actions.

Much like the real-life scandal of Dianna’s relationship with the Royals, the monarchy’s side of the story is not fully told. Instead, you hear conversations about whether Charles should take the young princes to bring their mother’s body back from France and what the royal family’s responsibility is to Dianna since she is no longer an HRH (Her Royal Highness). They also lament that the funeral will be filled with Celebrities and homosexuals (namely Elton John). The most vocal of the royals is Prince Philip (James Cromwell), who continually rants about Dianna’s antics, but without going into the scandalous details. In real life, Philip is widely known for his politically incorrect comments. To add insult to injury, the royal family’s advisors borrow the Queen Mother’s Funeral plans to use for Dianna.

I did walk out of the film with some sympathy for the queen, especially when you realize that she unexpectedly took the throne at the age of 26 and has spent her whole life becoming the example of quiet dignity, suppressing her emotions in the process. Not to mention the fact that they chose to portray the worst week of her 54 years.

Here are a few tidbits of trivia (courtesy of IMDB and Wikipedia):

• Helen Miran is the only actress to portray both Queen Elizabeth I and Queen Elizabeth II

• Mirren was made a DBE (Dame of the British Empire) in the Queen's Birthday Honours, June 2003

• Apart from the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II is also queen of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Antigua and Barbuda, Belize, and Saint Kitts and Nevi

• She is presently the world's only monarch who is simultaneously Head of State of more than one independent nation

• Queen Elizabeth is currently the second-longest-reigning head of state in the world and the fifth-longest serving British monarch.

• She was the first, and so far only, female member of the royal family to actually serve in the armed forces, though other royal women have been given honorary ranks.

• opinion polls have almost always shown that she has an excellent approval rating, currently over 80%; and often significantly higher than that of her elected Prime Ministers.

Review submitted: 2006/11/11
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Title: Maxed out Popular views:67
Description   Written by Kelleigh

I saw this film a while back at a special advanced screening. I believe the film will be released in spring 2007 so stay tuned.

If you are walking into this movie thinking it will give some advice on how to get out of credit card debt, you would be wrong. This is not that kind of movie.

Maxed out is a documentary which exposes the strategies that credit card companies use to turn over a profit.

In the tradition of Super Size Me, Maxed out is not a film about personal responsibility. Neither is it about paying more than the minimum or controlling spending.

Just like its fast food predecessor, the film is about the villainization of the credit card industry and not a seminar on how to get out of debt.

From a Harvard professor telling us how credit card companies target people who’ve already declared bankruptcy to the collection agents bragging about their harassment strategies, this movie is really an eye opener.

The message is simple… if you’re in debt; get out while you still can. If not, these companies will use a variety of methods to keep you in high-interest credit card debt for the rest of your life.

What is more disturbing are the strategies used to target the elderly and handicapped. Not to mention those who eventually commit suicide because of the harassment.

Although it’s not something you have to see on the big screen, this movie is definitely worth seeing.

Review submitted: 2006/11/10
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Title: Da Vinci Code Popular views:63
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written by Kelleigh

Well, I don’t know how many stars I would give this one. I would have to give it some more thought. Overall, I thought it was entertaining and the pace was good, but there were a few things that got to me.

My main beef with this film was the casting choice of Robert Langdon. I love Tom Hanks, I really do, but what was Ron Howard thinking? I really felt like Tom Hanks was so uncomfortable in this role and stumbled around letting everyone else figure out what was going on. Kim and I were talking about possible casting choices and I still haven’t come up with the perfect choice yet. I think one of the most important aspects of the Langdon character is that he is a really bright guy and I think most really intelligent people do have a level of a self confidence and, let’s face it, arrogance, which was missing in his performance. I kept waiting for him to take charge of the situation and it never happened. There’s even a part where Langdon runs into his hotel room and grabs a copy of his own book to try and figure things out. What was that all about?

I was also disappointed at the complete lack of chemistry between Hanks and Audrey Tautou. They acted more like siblings than love interests. I thought everyone else was well cast, but for a movie like this, you can't afford to mess up on the main character. It was almost as bad as that "Phantom of the Opera" movie where they cast Gerard Butler who couldn't sing.

Another major flaw of this movie, for those who haven't read the book, is that thy don't bother to explain anything about Da Vinci and his relationship to the whole mystery. One could walk out of this movie wondering what the movie had to do with Da Vinci. They omitted most of the symbolism and barely talked about any of the paintings. They don’t even explain why Jacques Saunière is sprawled out on the floor like the Vitruvian Man.

I did enjoy Paul Bettany’s performance as the albino monk. He captured both the deranged and tragic aspects of Silas.

Well, there it is, I didn’t hate it, but I must say that I was a bit disappointed.

PS..I saw this movie a few months later and I now think I was being too nice. The script is terrible and many of the lines are almost laughable.

Review submitted: 2006/11/10
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Title: Mission Impossible III Popular views:55
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written by Kelleigh

I decided to lift my “TomKat Boycott” in order to see Mission Impossible III. Admittedly, I did not want to see this movie. I didn’t really like the first one and I didn’t even bother to go see the second (I heard that John Woo put in a bunch of weird bird sequences). And then there is the endless craziness that follows Tom Cruise wherever he goes.

My favorite story about Tom is that, before Katie, he had a list of very young Hollywood actresses that he wanted to be lined up with. I don’t think Katie even made the list at that point. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson, who is barely in her 20s was number one (or was it Kate Bosworth?). Rumor has it that Tom took Scarlett to some Scientology meeting with a bunch of guys in white lab coats (see http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8133757) . She asked to be taken home. Then of course, there was the whole Brooke Shields saga, the yellow couch thing and Tom telling Diane Sawyer (without even flinching) that Katie’s dad doesn’t mind that they are not having a Catholic wedding.

Despite all this, I shamefully have to admit that I really liked this movie. I attribute it to the creative genius of director J.J. Abrams who created both “Lost” and “Alias.” I thought he really delivered on this film.

The movie grabs you right from the first scene and I was already squirming in my seat before they even got to the opening credits. It starts with a climactic scene between Cruise and Philip Seymour Hoffman, who just won best actor for "Capote." It’s filled with cool action sequences that draw you in. I particularly liked the scenes in the Vatican with Cruise, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Maggie Q. It reminded me of “The Italian Job.” Hoffman gives a great performance as the heartless villain.

Although the plot was unbelievable at times, it didn’t take away from suspense or adrenaline of the movie. I gasped several times. I do think they should have picked an actress that didn’t look like Katie Holmes, because you couldn’t help but think about it everytime she came on screen.

I predict that sales for this movie will jump the second weekend after a few people go see it and word spreads that its really good (it also helped that my expectations were very low). Even those who didn’t like the first two will probably enjoy this one. It is easily the best of the three.

It was so good that I think Tom Cruise should have paid J.J. Abrams to be in his movie.


Review submitted: 2006/11/10
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Title: The Illusionist Popular views:66
Description   The Illusionist – written by Kim

Oh, how I love Edward Norton. I couldn’t tell you if it’s because I have a HUGE weakness for tall guys, or if it’s just because he’s THAT intense. Whatever the reason, I have some unexplainable crush on the guy. It makes it that much more enjoyable because the guy is a really, really good actor.

I actually have wanted to see this movie for almost a year. It was on my “Must See” list for Sundance this year. However, as anyone who has tried to purchased movie tickets for Sundance can verify, the process for getting tickets is enough to drive even the calmest person into a frenzy. Sure enough, the tickets were gone before I could say “Robert Redford”, and I was out of luck. So, imagine my relief when I learned it had not only been picked up, but would be released nationally.

Now that I have finally seen the movie, I can safely say that my instincts during Sundance were spot on. This was a GREAT movie. It’s based on of the short story “Eisenheim the Illusionist”, written by Steven Millhauser. It had a very small budget of $16.5 million (estimated), and has grossed about $40 million (to date, worldwide). At least the producers have made a profit…..

I’m not terribly familiar with Jessica Biel’s work. She did a very good job, though. I couldn’t really compare her work to any other role, but she was very believable. She carried a delicate balance of grace, strength and vulnerability. Biel and Norton’s characters are childhood sweethearts, separated by social status. Come on folks…who doesn’t enjoy an unrequited love story?

The chemistry between the two actors was almost tangible. Despite my aforementioned crush, I’ve never thought that Norton was an actor that could have sexual tension with another actor. This role proved me wrong. Additionally, Norton did many of his own magic tricks in the film; he was coached by James Freedman. Let’s hear it for method acting!

Paul Giamatti never disappoints. Portraying the possibly corrupt Chief of Police, Giamatti’s role proves to be one that supports the movie’s tagline: “Nothing is what it seems”. As usual, Giamatti draws us in with his “you love to hate me” charm, and leaves us with a feeling of satisfaction and hope for the good guys out there.

Overall, the movie will leave you with a breathless feeling of hope and awe. The last five minutes of the film are the most surprising (kind of) and the most fun.
Review submitted: 2006/10/29
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Title: The Guardian Popular views:53
Description   “The Guardian” – written by Kim

So, I went to see “The Guardian” on its opening weekend. It made $18 million its opening weekend, and has grossed $50 million (worldwide) thus far. I couldn’t find much information regarding the production budget, but the movie gross seems a little light to me.

I really enjoyed the movie. Deathly afraid of deep water, I wasn’t sure how I would fare during it. Also, it looked like it would be a watery version of ‘Top Gun’. I was right about the comparison. But, I’m happy to report that not only did I escape further trauma, I actually enjoyed the movie.

First off, it was a picture perfect role for Ashton Kutcher. The role was portrayed as a troubled, but secretly tender-hearted Hero. Pretty boy or not, Ashton is not afraid to let us see him cry. I really, really think that Kutcher is not taken seriously, because he is so very good looking. That, and his first break-out role was that of a complete airhead. Nonetheless, I really think the kid has talent, and that he’s been very smart in taking the roles that he knows people will find believable.

Secondly, Costner’s role was very similar to the role he played in ‘Message in the Bottle’. Much like Kutcher’s character, Costner is battling inner demons, and using his work to try and run them off. Personal relationships suffer, and post-traumatic stress awakens him on a regular basis.

Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher have a very interesting chemistry. The two interacted well. That said, Kutcher appeared to have an excess amount of energy in comparison to Costner. Kutcher has a lot of charisma on camera, something the Costner has never had.

Interesting trivia (obtained from IMBD.com)
•The production company hired local contractors to build a massive indoor wave pool for production
•Following the series of hurricanes in the southern United States in 2005, production moved to Shreveport, Louisiana.
•60,000 pounds of ice were used on the Elizabeth City set to recreate some of the scenes that were supposed to be filmed in Kodiak, Alaska.
•One of the students was Mark Gangloff, an Olympic swimmer who won gold in Athens.
•The movie uses clips of real incidents supplied to Walt Disney by the UK Maritime and Coastguard Agency during the training sequences in scenes at the training school.
•The Coast Guard A school for rescue swimmers is not at Barksdale AFB in Louisainia, but Elizabeth City, North Carolina.
Review submitted: 2006/10/29
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Title: United 93 Popular views:60
Description   I’ve taken a few days to think about how to write the review on this movie. I can take a few different viewpoints, and hope to show my deep respect for the event itself.

First, a few technical points….
Produced by Universal, the movie had a relatively small budget at $15 million. The account is performed in real time; we all feel the 30 minute delay that United 93 had before take-off. The movie was filmed in England (both studio and Stansted Airport) and New Jersey (Newark Airport). The film began shooting in October 2005, and was in post-pre-production by late January 2006. The movie was written and directed by Paul Greengrass. Most, if not all, of the actors are relatively unknown. The movie is rated R for its strong, strong theme and a few (and I do mean few) vulgarities.

Now for the good part…..
The movie opens with shots of an airport (Newark, I believe). We see the terrorists in hotel rooms, preparing for this event. Praying, hugging, shaving all body hair.

Greengrass obviously wanted us to connect with the actual passengers and crew, as the shots we see of them prior to the flight are of them performing very human, every day activities. We see the flight attendants making small talk, interacting in friendly, professional manner. We see the pilot and co-pilot making their way to the plane, talking about family and the previous night’s weather. The passengers are talking on cell phones, sleeping, arranging business meetings, cuddling with loved ones.

The actual look of the movie is very raw and gritty. Some of the shots are cloudy, and one in particular is obstructed by an actor’s head. I’m still not sure if this was done on purpose, to add to the imperfect, human nature of the whole film, or just bad editing. I had a similar feeling about the acting. The acting was either very bad or very good. The lines sounded rehearsed, even forced. However, the actors portraying the hijackers were much stronger, especially Khalid Abdalla, who played Ziad Jarrah. Jarrah appeared to be in the authoritative role for the hijackers, and flew the plane. Abdalla portrayed Jarrah as someone who really doesn’t want to hurt anyone, and is scared to carry out this task. His hesitation in engaging the act may have been what allowed the passengers to prevent the plane from hitting the White House. A pretty brave move for Greengrass and Abdalla; to portray a terrorist in such a sympathetic light.

Given the lesser known cast and the choppy editing, I think it’s safe to say that most of the resources were spent on the most important aspect of this movie: the story. Which is good, because people will want to see the movie pay respect to the sacrifice made by the passengers and crew.

Ultimately, the movie encouraged a wide range of emotion. I believe that whoever watches the movie will experience feelings similar to those felt on the day of the attacks. It’s not for children, and it’s not an easy movie to watch.
Review submitted: 2006/8/27
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Title: Da Vinci Code Popular views:71
Description   I came, I saw, I was disappointed.

Let’s just start off by stating that although I thought the book was well-written, I didn’t LOVE it. I respected the theories put forth by Dan Brown; I just didn’t have the life-altering experience that so many seemed to have. So, that said, I didn’t walk into the movie my heart totally invested.

Fortunately, I think that allowed me to evaluate the movie from a less-biased point of view. I was not comparing every line of the script to the book. If I had, I would have probably stood up in the theater, and thrown my drink at the screen out of pure frustration.
This movie had an amazing opening weekend. The movie had a budget of $125 million, and opened with $77 million. Hello. That’s more than each of the Lord of the Rings movies. So far, it has grossed $245 million worldwide.

My disappointment was directed at Ron Howard and Tom Hanks. I don’t think this was right project for them. They are too “vanilla” for this movie. I'm disappointed that they pursued a pretty popular and significant project, and than played it too safe to properly justify the hype.

Tom Hanks is too soft for the role of Robert Langdon. He totally phoned in his performance. He was walking around in this state of wonder and amazement. I felt that Langdon was really sharp, and was always two steps ahead of everyone else. Plus, I think that the character was a little arrogant about his intelligence. The scene at the end, with Hanks bowing down to Mary Magdelene's sarcophagus was touching, but not powerful. It didn't properly represent the humility that Hanks felt. If another actor, with more arrogance, had performed the same scene...it would have been 10 thousand times more powerful, and I think more properly reflected what Dan Brown was trying to get across.

I think Ron Howard tried to please too many people. I feel like he glazed over the main subject of the book, and didn’t spend the time to develop any controversy. I’d like to think he was trying to tell the story without making the film look blasphemous. Admirable, but still made the job look half-done.

I know that both Ron Howard and Tom Hanks are capable of doing better work. Just goes to show, there are some roles that some actors cannot perform. And, there are some movies that directors cannot direct.
Review submitted: 2006/8/27
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Title: Just My Luck Popular views:56
Description   Last night, I had the unfortunate experience of seeing Lindsey Lohan's new movie, "Just My Luck." I took my seventeen-year old cousin to justify the time spent. :)

On a side note, Ms. Lohan has decided to take a break from her car accidents, and re-focus her energy on Nick Lachey. Lachey didn't take the bait however...I think his response is one of my favorite comments of all time (I actually heard this sound bite on a news program, but I couldn't repeat it verbatim. So, I found the print at http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/05/02/nick_lachey_slams_lindsay_lohan):
"Nick Lachey has lashed out at teen star Lindsay Lohan for expressing a romantic interest in him, insisting he isn't remotely attracted to her. The actress has always had a crush on Jessica Simpson's estranged husband, and now he's single she can't wait to meet again.
Lohan has said, "You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I'm going to attack him ... He's such a dog, he'd go for it."
Lachey responded to the raunchy comments on The Ace & Tj Morning Show on Monday, while being interviewed in Charlotte, North Carolina. Towards the end of the interview one of the radio show's hosts asked him if there was any chance he would hook-up with the young star.
Lachey quickly dispelled any rumors of a potential romance snapping, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan ... nor do I understand anyone else that does."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call an honest response.

Onto the movie. The opening weekend was embarrassing, only bringing in $5.69 Million (USA). It had a budget of $45 Million.

I think Lindsey is trying to show the world that she's "grown up", and that she can play with the big girls, too. I'll admit, she did an okay job. I really didn't have a hard time believing that she was some carefree, easy-living, everything-works-out-for-me kind of girl. And Chris Pine, who plays Lindsey's love interest, is really good. He plays a (cute) unlucky, fumbling guy who just needs to catch a break. Which, after a random make-out session with Lindsey, her good luck magically transfers over to him. And chaos ensues.

The problem is that most people don't like Lindsey Lohan. I don't think its her acting ability; she's actually not a bad actress. However, all of her publicity hasn't been good for her. At the very least, she's overexposed. So, you take this actress that everyone is sick of looking at, and that bugs a great deal of viewers, and then place her in a role that floats through life, has everything handed to her, and just generally has a carefree existence. What happens? People get irritated, and stop paying attention. Bottom line? Lindsey Lohan shouldn't have been cast in this role. Well, not if the producers wanted people to like the movie, anyway.

I hated the story. The writing was cheesy, and I feel like there was an opportunity to address the concept of hard work and responsibility. An opportunity that was completely ignored. Lindsey Lohan's character floats through life, everything handed to her. On the contrary, Chris Pine's character puts all of himself into a band he's trying to promote. The movie paints a picture that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you've worked, everything is in the hands of fate and pure luck. Forget any ownership you have over your life; it's not up to you. For anyone that has a sense of work ethic, and believes that those who work hard are rewarded....this movie will bug you. There's even a scene in which Lindsey Lohan floods a laundry room with laundry soap bubbles. Who cares that she was paying more attention to Chris Pine's shirt removal, and susequently dumped an entire box of Tide in with the lanudry. No, no, no.....it's all Bad Luck.

If you are looking for another "Mean Girls", this movie isn't the one. However, if you are looking to kill (and I do mean kill) a couple of hours...this movie works. I didn't like it, but if you are looking for an unbelievable, meaningless movie in which you can sit mindlessly for a couple of hours....this is the one for you. Just be prepared to feel annoyed and bored.
Review submitted: 2006/8/27
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Title: Step Up Popular views:68
Description   2.5 - 3.0 Stars

You know, I didn’t have high expectations for this movie. From the trailer, I thought the two main characters had chemistry, but that the plot would be simplistic and juvenile.

My initial instincts were correct, but I still enjoyed this movie. First of all, I underestimated the heat between the two lead roles. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan were very, very sexy on screen. Their relationship is predictable; bad boy without direction meets the ambitious and frustrated good girl. Good girl finds herself in need of a dancing partner…enter the forbidden Romeo-Juliet relationship.

Second of all, I did not expect the dancing to be so well-done. The choreographers for this movie deserve some serious recognition. My medium is not dance, so I wouldn’t be able to tell you all the different styles of dancing there are in this movie. However, I’ve never seen such diversity. Hip-Hop and Classical at their best.

The plot is very predictable…almost transparent. You’re going to be able to recite the lines that the actors deliver – before hearing them. And, I was pretty sick of hearing “Ima bounce”.

Bottom line, the reason to see this movie is not for it storyline, and not even for its acting. Really, it’s a 90-minute music video. But, the amount of musical and dancing talent that this movie contains is worth your money. The movie is enjoyable, and you will have a good time, but don’t expect a life-altering experience.
Review submitted: 2006/8/27
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Title: Nacho Libre Popular views:77
Description   I love Jack Black. I’m not a fan of toilet humor; I’ve never found such things very funny. It’s not to say that they offend me, I just don’t have a sense of humor that allows me to find flatulence humorous. However, when it comes to Jack Black, he gets away with so much more than any other actor. Whenever I see any of his movies, I get really curious to know how much of the movie is written to suit him, or if most of his stunts are adlibbed. I’m leaning towards adlibbed.


So, I was really curious to learn the Jared Hess and Jack Black were teaming up. See, Jared Hess and Jack Black have one thing in common: you either love or hate their sense of humor. There’s really not much of a middle ground. So, to team these two guys up….it could be hilarious or disastrous.

I enjoyed the movie. Really, there’s nothing significant about the movie, and it’s not one that easy to critique. You either find the movie funny, or you don’t. Now, I’m willing to relent that I went into the movie with pretty low expectations (I had heard it was terrible), so the fact that I was laughing made it a pleasant surprise.

I could have lived without seeing so much of Jack Black’s butt, though.

The movie is pretty low-key, and lots of physical humor. There are dry scenes, reminiscent of Napoleon, that are funny in a very awkward way. But, Jack Black does sing a song for his un-requited love, and there is a shot of someone applying Chapstick. So, never fear, all the things you love about Jared Hess and Jack Black are in this movie.

I’d recommend taking a look at the “confessionals” that Jack Black made during the filming of the movie. They are at http://www.nacholibre.com/. In one confessional, Jack Black gets his chest waxed for the role. Now really, you can’t go wrong with that. :)

I wonder if this movie would have done better if Napoleon Dynamite hadn't of been such a huge success. It seems like if the director's first film is a tremendous success, they set the bar very high for themselves for future films. Case in point? "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" What ever happened to Nia Vardolas, anyway? Another example: "The Sixth Sense. M. Night Shyamalan has made five movies since, but nothing has compared to "I see dead people..." I think instinctually, people compare eacho subsequent movie to that which set the standard.

In the spirit of comparison, Jared Hess did not pull off another Napoleon Dynamite. All of the elements are there, but the magic was not. Jack Black was spastic, as usual, and the painful awkwardness was ever present. However, lightning never strikes twice.

I'd recommend the movie, but make sure you go into it without high expectations. I do believe that its the only way you'll have a good time. That's not to say that the movie is poorly made. However, this movie will disappoint you if you want to be entertained in such as surprising way as Napoleon.
Review submitted: 2006/8/27
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Title: Superman Returns Popular views:61
Description   Somewhere between 3.0 and 3.5 stars

It’s going to be difficult to write a review on this movie without giving away too much of the actual plot. So, bear with me here, and beware of potential spoilers.

First of all, I should make it clear that I am a huge Superman fan. I love the guy. I can’t pinpoint why or when the infatuation occurred, but be assured that I adore our red-caped hero.

Second of all, I think an actual movie could be made about the making of this movie. This movie took ten years to make, and has gone through more changes than our favorite superhero has in a phone booth. There were talks of Superman vs Batman, and even consideration given to Nicholas Cage for the role of Superman. Ok…..good ol’ Nick Cage as Superman? Anyone else feel that is the single most ridiculous idea EVER extended? Please raise your hands. Since the horror never came to pass, I will spare all of you the rant.

The movie was pretty descent. In all fairness to Bryan Singer, this movie was a huge undertaking. As referenced in the paragraph above, the movie itself came with excessive baggage. Plus, there are just A LOT of die-hard Superman fans that were just waiting to sink their teeth into anyone who dare misrepresent the Superman universe. So, all of that said, Bryan Singer did a pretty adequate job.

Well, except for the gaping, mountain-sized holes in the plot. Once again, this is an area that I can’t adequately evidence without giving away plot details. Not only are there are situations that are unfaithful to the Superman universe, but the universe that the movie itself set up. For example, (Spoiler Coming Up) Lex Luthor is using kryptonite to incapacitate Superman. Lex Luthor succeeds in beating up Superman, and sends him plummeting to his death. However, less than 20 minutes later, Superman is lifting up a mountain (I’m NOT exaggerating), and flies it into space. Ok….are we supposed to just ignore that the mountain is made up of kryptonite, and was JUST preventing him from fighting back??? Not to mention capes flapping in the wind….while in outer space, and helicopters that still manage to take off and fly in the midst of an EMP (Shout out to my buddy Sean for noticing this last one). Seriously folks, I know we are talking about a movie that allows a man to fly and defy bullets, but come on. Quit insulting your audience’s intelligence.

I thought the casting was done well. Brandon Routh seemed to channel Christopher Reeve in several scenes, especially while playing Clark Kent. The goofy, stumbling Clark Kent we all know and love was portrayed very well. Kevin Spacey makes for a very good villain, and did a great job at showing how fine a line resides between genius and madness. Marlon Brando himself makes an appearance, as old footage from the original movie was added into a few scenes.

I thought Kate Bosworth did an okay job, but not a great job. I wish they had cast someone who looked at little older. I’ve always thought that Lois Lane had such an edge; she was gritty and tough. Kate Bosworth only seemed to be stressed out all the time. Plus, she’s got too much of a baby face. Superman is fine with boyish, youthful looks, but Lois should look more experienced. Between the two actors, I felt like I was watching the Dawson’s Creek version of Superman. No question that it was meant to appeal to a younger audience. I respect that, but it would have been nice to see someone who had more life experience written in her face.

I enjoyed the movie. It was fun, and it was good to see if all of the hype was justified. However, when you see it, I would recommend taking all of the assumptions they extend to you, and just go with it. Don’t go to the movie expecting a consistent flow of action, don’t even ask for consistency in general. But, you’ll be pleased with the character portrayal, and the story lines that branch off from the original Superman.
Review submitted: 2006/8/27
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Title: Stick It Popular views:97
Description  
This is a "guest" post, contributed by a fellow movie fan. Thanks, Will.


In the spirit of Movie Reviews here is my review (with plot spoilers) of the much-anticipated, 13 year old girl-attended, girl power movie about gymnastics entitled "Stick It".


This girl gets in trouble with the law after executing a gravity defying maneuver, crashing into a home that is under construction, totalling her bike, and having to run away... she is a "hard-core" BMXer and an ex-gymnast.
Her parents are divorced and the dad is all "I'm hard-core, you need to straighten up" and the mom is all "Our precious daughter needs to be protected".
As punishment this girl has to either go to jail or a gymnastics camp.
a. she decisively chooses jail over the sham that is gymnastics camp
b. the judge forces her to go to gymnastics camp realizing how much she hates it
She goes to gymnastics camp but acts annoyed that she has to be there...
A lot of the girls hate her because in her previous life as a gymnast she walked out of finals for reasons unknown (until the end of the movie)
To get back into shape and avoid the ridicule of the other girls the coach lets her work out in the "old gym" down the road.
There is about a 30 minute sequence of her getting into shape, progressing, and eventually joining the other girls who have been practicing WAY longer and overtaking them. This sequence is narrated and comes across as a girl-power pep talk. (ex: gymnastics is more hard-core than being a Marine and we don't even get a gun to protect ourselves) If you can't see the fallacy in this then this movie is definitely for you!
Being as hard-core as she is she feels she needs to leave her mark on the world of gymnastics and therefore pushes her "moves/stunts/whatever" to the extreme.
Her moves are stupendous and all but she puts her self at undue risk for injury and has a hard time landing... she flys around so fast she can't "stick it".
The coach and other girls feel she is "out of control". The hard-core punk music also helps the audience understand just how hard-core she really is.
The girls prepare for a competition (the one she previously walked out of) and there is yet another 30 minute sequence. This time it is all gymnastics moves from an overhead camera angle that makes the gymnasts look like a kaleidoscope... creative I tell you!
At one point the girls guy-friends show up and want to take all of the gymnasts on a date. They have a montage where they go to the mall, try on sundry prom gear, and do gymnastics in the store wearing $500 dresses... the guys put dresses on too in a misguided attempt at humor.
They go to the competition and the judges all hate the coach that this girl was trained by because apparently he is known for pushing them to the point of injury.
The judges give his girls low scores to "stick it" to him (logically he would probably push them harder to get better scores and so this wouldn't make sense but keep in mind this movie is for 13 year old girls).
To "stick it" back to the judges the girls regroup and purposely begin scratching/faulting on their performances so they get a 0 and only 1 of the girls will actually perform. In this way the girls get to decide who wins the medals based on who they "think" should win as opposed to all of them being judged independently based on their ability to perform. Once again this makes more sense if you are 13 and the girl power music has inspired you at this point.
The girl explains to another gymnast (who she hated the entire movie until the end when they became bff' (best friends forever)) why she walked out of the previous competition and it all makes sense and is perfectly rational. You will have to go pay the $8 at the theater to get this golden nugget of information.
The end credits roll and you feel inspired and want to take up gymnastics, "stick it" to the man, and show the world just how "hard-core" you are.
Oh yeah, I think the girls character name is Haley or something incase anybody cares... minor detail.

Overall: Go buy a head band, hop into a leotard, and see this movie immediately! (5/5)
Soundtrack: Bumpin'
Acting: Sucked me in from the start
Plot: Tarantino-esque
Girl Power: Ludicrous
Review submitted: 2006/8/20
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Title: The Break-Up Popular views:52
Description   I admit it, I caved. I saw “The Break Up” this weekend. Normally, I shy away from Vince Vaughn (Not a fan of the toilet humor), but I do like Jennifer Aniston.

The movie came in at #1 on opening weekend, raking in about $38 million. Not a bad opening, however I think it’s easy to be Number One when you are the only new wide release in a given weekend. So, although X-Men is still riding strong, it’s not like there was a lot of competition for this movie, as new releases go.

First of all, I’d like to go on record stating that I’m just not sure if Vince and Jennifer are dating. There’s enough hype to make it look like a publicity stunt. However, I just don’t think the two actors would be so quiet if there were nothing to be quiet about. We’ve all seen the interviews; the two of them never confirm or deny anything. Again, its 100% possible that these tactics are all part of the “plan”, and that we’ve all been teased with the idea of a relationship with these two. But, I kind of doubt it. They are sure going to a lot of trouble (i.e. showing up to the premiere separately) to make it look like they are just friends. I say, if there’s smoke, there’s fire.

That said, I was surprised at the kind of chemistry the two actors had in this movie. No question, the actors are good friends. They do seem to care very much for each other, and seem pretty comfortable with one another. But, there just isn’t a lot of sexual chemistry on screen. That’s probably appropriate, because the characters’ relationship is not “new”.

You don’t really see the character’s relationship develop. We see several pictures, shown in the beginning, that capture the stages of their relationship. But, we are given the assumption the characters are happy, well-adjusted people, who are in love. But, the movie is about a couple who decides to break up. So, what we actually see is the ending of their relationship.

I really feel like both actors drew up on very specific experiences (I’ll let you decide which ones) to fuel their performances. They both do a very good job at portraying the heartbreak that is associated with a break up. And, although I really enjoy both actors’ work, and I do think they are very talented, I don’t think Aniston is normally THIS good. I think she gained a significant amount of closure in this film. It’s interesting to see what actors can do with the medium of film when they are placed in the right role.

The movie is marketed as a comedy. It’s not a comedy. It’s just not. There are some very funny lines delivered by Vaughn, and I laughed a lot. However, most of the movie is actually very sad. Ultimately, you see this very nice couple, and the dissolution of their relationship. I think everyone will have moments in the film where they can relate to the situation.

Go see the movie. It’s done well. It’s just not the side-splitting romantic comedy that you are expecting. It’s much more tragic, and you’ll leave a little emotionally-drained (I did, anyway). However, the experience in the movie mirrors that of a relationship itself: The ups and downs, the heartbreak and the eventual gratitude for the experience and lessons learned.
Review submitted: 2006/8/20
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